{"id":632,"date":"2009-12-27T23:20:29","date_gmt":"2009-12-27T22:20:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/caleidoscopio.saraolmos.com\/?p=632"},"modified":"2009-12-28T00:18:43","modified_gmt":"2009-12-27T23:18:43","slug":"sshh-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/caleidoscopio.saraolmos.com\/?p=632","title":{"rendered":"sshh (II)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong>s<\/strong>omething <strong>s<\/strong>trange <strong>h<\/strong>appened <strong>h<\/strong>ere&#8230; (II)<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Fue una iron\u00eda del azar&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;que el suicida viviera en esa calle.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"calle de la vida\" src=\"http:\/\/lh4.ggpht.com\/_5AynoYVkyak\/SrPuPYof3PI\/AAAAAAAAAJw\/bidiPYLcC1Q\/calle%20de%20la%20vida%20400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"711\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Todo es matem\u00e1ticas&#8221;, dicen que dijo Pit\u00e1goras.<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;En menuda me he metido&#8221; es lo que a\u00f1adi\u00f3.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"n\u00fameros\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3482\/3931916697_d1e9a2a639_o.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nunca debi\u00f3 haber le\u00eddo aquella carta.<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>Dos semanas y 15 horas m\u00e1s tarde, por fin empez\u00f3 a arder.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"lupa\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2589\/3932698042_cb1cd3d76c_o.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"636\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>El partido comunista puso un anuncio para compartir generosamente su sede.<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>Sorprendidos, vieron que su sede era ahora la casa del Se\u00f1or.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"partido comunista\" src=\"http:\/\/lh6.ggpht.com\/_5AynoYVkyak\/SrPuPktYl_I\/AAAAAAAAAJ0\/SUjIkgE23pU\/comunista%20500.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"383\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ayho, Ayho, a casa a descansar&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>Y Blancanieves los castig\u00f3 por vagos.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"enanitos\" src=\"http:\/\/lh5.ggpht.com\/_5AynoYVkyak\/SrPuPlp_5BI\/AAAAAAAAAJ4\/5cFbNdgcmxk\/s512\/enanitos%20400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"361\" height=\"512\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Cuando rompieron, \u00e9l jur\u00f3 olvidar incluso el nombre de su calle.<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>Necesit\u00f3 un bote de pintura para conseguirlo.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"en blanco\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2449\/3931917147_dc2ea16069_o.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"711\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Cuando los bomberos acudieron al octavo incendio en aquel mes&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;comprobaron que el pir\u00f3mano ten\u00eda un extra\u00f1o sentido del humor.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"Bombero feliz\" src=\"http:\/\/lh3.ggpht.com\/_5AynoYVkyak\/SrPuPasiAkI\/AAAAAAAAAJs\/grr1-r5HADA\/bombero%20400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"572\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pobre Marco, en un pueblo italiano, al pie de las monta\u00f1as,<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>y treinta a\u00f1os m\u00e1s tarde, ni una llamada de su madre.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"a la espera\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2519\/3932698588_053ca0acd6_o.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"711\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tras la comida, Patxi pidi\u00f3 la cuenta de los pinchos.<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>El camarero se lo tom\u00f3 al pie de la letra.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"nota rota\" src=\"http:\/\/lh4.ggpht.com\/_5AynoYVkyak\/SrPvcWEXCTI\/AAAAAAAAAKI\/DS5LC-uo-bQ\/nota%20rota%20500.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"338\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tantos a\u00f1os suspirando en aquel puente&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;que los suspiros se solidificaron.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"suspiros\" src=\"http:\/\/lh4.ggpht.com\/_5AynoYVkyak\/SrPv3PucAbI\/AAAAAAAAAKc\/pD5TK0YfxDQ\/suspiros%20500.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"293\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>En la secci\u00f3n de sucesos del peri\u00f3dico se especul\u00f3 sobre un tr\u00e1gico acontecimiento.<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>Un artista incomprendido maldijo al periodista.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"tras la fiesta\" src=\"http:\/\/lh4.ggpht.com\/_5AynoYVkyak\/SrPxTYn3XNI\/AAAAAAAAAKs\/l71bjS5gdaU\/s512\/fiesta%20400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"359\" height=\"512\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ <\/strong><strong>_ 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