{"id":617,"date":"2009-09-18T23:50:42","date_gmt":"2009-09-18T21:50:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/caleidoscopio.saraolmos.com\/?p=617"},"modified":"2009-10-05T09:51:23","modified_gmt":"2009-10-05T07:51:23","slug":"sshh-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/caleidoscopio.saraolmos.com\/?p=617","title":{"rendered":"sshh&#8230; (I)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong>s<\/strong>omething <strong>s<\/strong>trange <strong>h<\/strong>appened <strong>h<\/strong>ere&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"sshh - Something strange happened here\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2596\/3932697512_2ac18f61af.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" \/><\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>_<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Un elefante sali\u00f3 de \u00c1frica.<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>Cuatro a\u00f1os m\u00e1s tarde por fin supo cu\u00e1nto mar cab\u00eda en su trompa.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"elefante\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2511\/3932697596_d974203b38.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"287\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>_<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>El capit\u00e1n Nemo pas\u00f3 la ma\u00f1ana navegando en internet.<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>Por la tarde, los empleados de Amazon preparaban un extra\u00f1o env\u00edo.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"barca de libros\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2456\/3932698934_91f79e272e.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"319\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>_<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>La ni\u00f1a creci\u00f3 y regal\u00f3 sus juguetes.<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>El osito rogaba para que volvieran a subir la persiana.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"osito\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3495\/3932694866_ebab7642db_o.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"647\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>_<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>El profesor recomend\u00f3 en clase empaparse de cultura.<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>El ni\u00f1o aquella noche se prepar\u00f3 el ba\u00f1o.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"ba\u00f1era\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3132\/3932696906_81b8f6dd52.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"350\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>_<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>El chico de las verduras le pidi\u00f3 matrimonio a la pescadera.<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>La novia por fin encontr\u00f3 su ramo.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"ramo\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3432\/3932697054_e36c9f59fe.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"428\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>_<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Como Banksy nunca contestaba a sus llamadas&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; su amigo se asegur\u00f3 de que recibiese el mensaje.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"I want my money back\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2607\/3931915789_6dbcae3064.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"319\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>_<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ese d\u00eda era su aniversario.<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>Ella pens\u00f3 enviarle una caricia.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"caricias de aniversario\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2556\/3931915627_fe49b4fdff_o.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"384\" height=\"512\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>_<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>El alquiler del garaje sal\u00eda demasiado caro.<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>El pulpo puso un anuncio.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"pulpo\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3529\/3931915537_3c5e57cf83.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"374\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>_<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>No fue f\u00e1cil convertirse en el mayor fan de los Beatles.<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>Sobre todo a la hora de encontrar aparcamiento.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"beatles, sumarino amarillo\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2653\/3931916841_2c50dfff8f.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"334\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>_<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>La vida en el banco de peces era muy aburrida.<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>Hasta que lleg\u00f3 el nuevo.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"banco de peces\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3455\/3931916113_ba7befd43c.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Definitivamente, <em>something strange happened here<\/em>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>sshh&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>something strange happened here&#8230; _ Un elefante sali\u00f3 de \u00c1frica. 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